All of the men I desire are unattainable (go figure)
They are either
1) My cousin’s sexy ass Venus in Aries husband
2) My Spanish teacher
3) Danny phantom
4) A celebrity
5) Fictional Slytherin characters
6) An inmate in a prison
or dead from the electric chair/self inflicted gun shot wounds to the head
Still wouldn’t trade this army of classics for anything.
This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn’t it?
Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.
"This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn’t it?" - the words spoken by Barry Dale Loukaitis after he killed two students and his algebra teacher at Frontier Middle School on February 2, 1996.